[enu default]

PRESSKEY = "press something.";
PRESSYN = "your call, boss.";

QUITMSG = "but sometimes i like to smell like\na different-smelling man.";
TXT_YES = "Sure thing";
TXT_NO = "Forget it";

QUITMSG1 = "too much style for you?";
QUITMSG2 = "tired of hammering your fire button?";
QUITMSG3 = "graf zahl, this quit's for you.";
QUITMSG4 = "we're in a road movie to berlin\ncan't drive out the way we drove in...";
QUITMSG5 = "please answer true or false:\ni am a weiner.";
QUITMSG6 = "true or false:\ni'd rather go back to Halo.";
QUITMSG7 = "just so you know,\nnobody cares if you're quitting.";
QUITMSG8 = "is that virtuous?";
QUITMSG9 = "you had best not do that, avatar.";
QUITMSG10 = "\"...hell is other people.\" --no exit";
QUITMSG11 = "are you a man...\nor are you a _stylish_ man?";
QUITMSG12 = "o/~ attaaack of the killer tomaaatoes... o/~";
QUITMSG13 = "if you leave now...\nuh...\ni'll call you names!";
QUITMSG14 = "you can't do that!\nyou'll change the future!\nyou'll create a time paradox!!";

MSGOFF = "I'll shut up now.";
MSGON = "I'll stop shutting up now.";
ENDGAME = "are you sure you didn't mean to hit\nthe quicksave key?\n\n(your call, boss)";
DOSY = "(take your pick)";

GGSAVED = "...wait...you needed to save?";

STSTR_DQDON = "mc hammer - u can't touch this";
STSTR_DQDOFF = "i'm as doomed as doom can be, now. --ed grimley";
STSTR_KFAADDED = "now i'm a walking arsenal and a locksmith";
STSTR_FAADDED = "now i'm a walking arsenal";
STSTR_NCON = "booo, i'm a ghost";
STSTR_NCOFF = "whoops, guess i can bump into walls now";
STSTR_BEHOLDX = "oh boy, another present";
STSTR_CHOPPERS = "oh my god you broke it.";
TXT_BUDDHAON = "hee hee, buddha is a funny word.";
TXT_BUDDHAOFF = "oops, i'm mortal again.";

// Cast list (must appear in this order)
CC_ZOMBIE = "NAMELESS HENCHMAN";
CC_SHOTGUN = "AMBUSH MASTER";
CC_HEAVY = "THE UNCANNY SNIPER";
CC_IMP = "INSERT IMP PUN HERE";
CC_DEMON = "PINKY, WHO IS NOT PONDERING AT ALL";
CC_LOST = "YOUR AVERAGE FACEBOOK USER";
CC_CACO = "BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE...FORGET IT";
CC_HELL = "THE ROCK";
CC_BARON = "THE HARD PLACE";
CC_ARACH = "I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BRAIN (PUN)";
CC_PAIN = "CHICKEN FUCKER";
CC_REVEN = "THAT GUY IS TALL";
CC_MANCU = "JARED, BEFORE SUBWAY";
CC_ARCH = "JUGHEAD";
CC_SPIDER = "BUBBA BO-BOB BRAIN";
CC_CYBER = "WILLIAM DEMEREST";
CC_HERO = "AND GILDA RADNER AS MACBETH";