Updates & Acquisitions
April 14, 2026
Much has happened in the past few months. Not all of it strictly Golfshrine-related, or even Golf-related, I must confess, but for the sake of giving this update a bit of Length, I might as well chronicle all of it...somewhat out of order, because I want to start with the fact that I met a kitty again. Not even anywhere in particular, just a random kitty out on the sidewalk.
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| Hey, I don't get to own a cat, I'm more than happy to live vicariously through other people's. |
For entirely non-golf-related reasons, I set out towards the Big City to meet up with a local friend, where we got to attend a small-scale shindig for an upcoming video game. For reasons of Non-Disclosure Agreement, I don't even want to mention what game it was. But look at this tree! It was a beautiful day that day and I could have asked for nothing more.
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| Kind of day where I wanted to bust out a blanket to sit on and a drink to enjoy while I simply observed the wonders of nature. |
During the course of the day, the two of us wound up at the book store, where I simply had to peek through the golf books (none of which I bought). Somewhere in the sea of professional golfer autobiographies and the New Yorker compendium of golf cartoons (and a book about golf written by Bill Murray, of all people), I spotted a joke that simply made itself.
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| It's not a book of perfect, either. |
A couple of weeks before, though, I found myself venturing towards a different part of the metropolitan area, to make a Friendly Trade with a fellow enthusiast of retro tech: one spare XBox, in exchange for one spare IBM computer. The full specs and a gallery of photos of the thing can be seen at the Shelter, on another part of my webspace, but I've named it Baldr, and immediately set to work putting a golf game on it. Despite its 386 processor (at a blistering 16 megahertz!), it can't run Links 386 Pro; it doesn't have Super VGA support.
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| Getting this game on here did involve some network access; Baldr does not have a CD-ROM drive. |
What of the Acquisitions? This is an Acquisitions Update, is it not? Not a Blaugh or rambling thread of micro-posts? As it happens, I did happen to order a couple of things off eBay, entirely for reasons of "they wound up being less than ten bucks." I would end up being quite surprised when they arrived in this canvas draw-string bag (inside of the more traditional shipping box full of packing paper).
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| I might need to update the Links Section. :D |
- In traditional order of least to most interesting...
- Microsoft Flight Simulator 5.0 - The last MS-DOS-compatible version of what was, for several years, Microsoft's only computer game product. It is not golf, but perhaps you could go view a golf course on it, assuming the terrain textures were high enough resolution to do so.
- Links Championship Courses on floppy disk: The Belfry, Mauna Kea, Banff Springs, and the orphaned first disk of Bountiful and Innisbrook (the latter being a duplicate of a set added to the Shrine in December). Sadly, not all of these disks actually work; a disk each of The Belfry and Banff Springs failed to read and image in Baldr's definitely-working floppy disk drive. It is nice to have a legit Mauna Kea - I'll be keeping Dad's backups though.
The addition of so many new floppy disks (useful or otherwise!) to the inventory did necessitate moving Golfloppyshrine into a larger disk caddie.
| Golfloppyshrine, before and after! ...And this Dymo label just will never punch correctly. | |
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- Microsoft Golf 2001 Edition - The release that nobody understood, even at the time. Microsoft, in 1999, had bought out Access Software, after years of collaborating on making Windows-native versions of the Links games, in the form of Microsoft Golf, between 1993 and 1996. Microsoft Golf's 1998 and 1999 editions were made by a totally different company (Friendly Software Corporation) on a completely different engine, having nothing to do with Links at all, and Access had ported the Links LS engine to native Windows themselves, with the 1998 edition. Microsoft Golf 2001... is Links LS 2000, with slightly different menus, and several features removed (such as course installation; this game is hard-coded not to accept anything but the 7 courses it comes with).
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| In need of a real Windows 98 machine to install this on, I decided this was a great excuse to break out Sigurd, my late-90s Panasonic Toughbook... rubber keyboard and all. | |
I can find precious little info about it; in my searching, I found only one magazine that actually reviewed the thing. The review indicates it would have sold for $19.95 USD, but a Chips and Bits catalog in the back pages of the same magazine lists it at $29.95. Only once have I seen a copy of this game in a box, and that was an Australian release; every other copy I have ever seen (including this one) came in a greyscaled cardboard sleeve, as if bundled with something else. (Someone has cut it apart to fit into a plastic jewelcase. Slightly uncool, but what can ya do, for the price.) The course files can be copied into older editions of Links LS, even if the program itself won't offer to do it for you, but if you were buying this back in the day for the seven courses, you'd have probably gotten a better deal buying one of the Links LS 5-Course Library CDs. I genuinely cannot understand why Microsoft produced this; they were already selling a budget version of LS 2000, as "Links LS Classic," and this was mere months before Links 2001 was due to hit shelves and render the entire lot obsolete.
- Links LS 1998 Upgrade Edition - What amounts to a complete, four-disc copy of Links LS 1998, except that the setup program on disc 1 asks you to find an installed copy of the DOS 1997 edition before it will do anything. Access sold these "upgrade editions" for 1998 and 1999, though I'm unsure what the price difference was. This didn't come in a box, but did include its full-sized color print manual, both of the official Kapalua score cards, and... the standalone version of Disc 1 in a cardboard mailer, with Access Software's return mailing address on it. Interestingly, the mailing label also itemizes "Links LS 1998 CD1" at a price of "0.00"; I believe the original owner of these discs bought an Upgrade Edition by mistake, contacted Access, and was given a replacement disc for free. No other correspondence was included in this eBay lot, but it's interesting to have this envelope as an artifact of its time. So, even if I already have a 1998 edition, this stuff gets Enshrined with little hesitation.
Other remarks worth noting this time around...
- I got bored last month and installed two games out of Golfloppyshrine on Baldr. One worked somewhat better than the other. Click through for floppy disk noises and bleepy PC Speaker ballads alike.
- Neo Turf Masters' secret fifth course in Scotland - formerly exclusive to the Neo Geo CD version of the game - has been back-ported to the cartridge version. Endure golf torture in ways that almost no other golf game dares to provide.
- @boxartscrewup.bsky.social discovered a mini golf game from 2003 called, uh, Mini Golf 2003 (probably don't open this at work; it looks quite rude!) - which I now need to own a boxed copy of, if any still exist. For entirely rational reasons and not because I would enjoy front-facing its box artwork and weirding people out with it.
- Iain Mew of superchartisland.com posted this retrospective of Access Software's original Leader Board, touching on the very foundation of Access, and their business before golf games.
- Marshall McGee, on YouTube, analyzes the basic ingredients of a golf swing sound and how they can be synthesized very convincingly.
- The month of April heralds the arrival of The Masters, at Augusta National; Golfshrine cares not for these events, as virtual golf is superior. I'll just pop in one of the Harukanaru games.







