Alli's Sister
- Base model: Apple IIe (unenhanced); unsure which revision
- Processor: MOS 6502, 1.023 MHz
- Memory: 64 KB
- Video: Composite output
- Audio: Internal beeper only
- Storage: 2x 5.25" floppy disk drives (later model?)
- Networking: Apple Super Serial Card
- Peripherals: None
- Operating system: N/A
- Role: I keep trying to use it as a serial terminal
- About the name: Another computer inherited from the same person as Scarface One, and in keeping with tradition, I have not renamed it. This machine was part of a pair of identical machines; its previous owner had named them "Alli" and "Alli's Sister" after a bit from a Strong Bad E-Mail cartoon.




In the olden times, my earliest computers were all IBM-compatibles. Alli's Sister (there is two of them!) is my first proper 8-bit computer, not realized until 2019. The previous owner sent along two floppy disks with Important Software; on one disk were copies of ADTPro (a serial-compatible floppy disk image writer) and a terminal program, while the other contained a copy of a game called "E.T. Comes Back." I agree - that is important software. Since then, I've been trying to use her as a serial terminal connected to a Linux-running computer, just to say that I can; it's a feat that I did finally accomplish shortly before The Worst happened.
Unfortunately, the last time I had Alli's Sister connected to power, some of the Magic Blue Smoke was released in the power supply; it didn't seem like it was bringing the computer down, but I have not had the thing plugged in since then, for fear that the damage could spread. I still need to inspect her for more serious issues... or replace the PSU entirely, as I'm sure there are much more reliable (and cleaner, and less hungry) solutions in the modern era.
Idunn
- Base model: Macintosh Plus
- Processor:
- Memory: 4 MB
- Video: Black and white, 512x342 built-in CRT display
- Audio:
- Storage: BMOW Floppy Emu with firmware flashed to Macintosh HD20 emulation; built-in 3.5" floppy drive
- Networking: None for the moment; an Ethertalk adapter is on the wishlist
- Peripherals: Apple MIDI adapter, Kensington trackball
- Operating system: Swappable using BMOW - Macintosh System Software 6.0.8, or System 7.1, depending on needs
- Role: Being vintage and cool; artwork
- About the name: Idunn was a Norse goddess in charge of growing the Golden Apples, which were distributed among the gods to keep them youthful and strong.








Apparently rescued from a small business that produced mailing labels, Idunn came to me with a SCSI hard drive that had been partitioned in a manner I could not comprehend (none of the hard drive utilities I'd found, would recognize that it was one disk and not eight separate devices). The drive was sold onwards to someone else, because I'd found something better: my BMOW Floppy Emu, which can emulate an Apple HD20. Back in 2024 I was using Idunn to draw commissions (yes, with the trackball!), so I've included those here for the hell of it.
Naglfar
- Base model: Power Macintosh G3 "blue-and-white"
- Processor: PowerPC G3, 350 MHz
- Memory: 512 MB
- Video: ATI Rage 128
- Audio: On-board
- Storage: Two IDE hard disk drives, at 80 GB and 13 GB; IDE DVD-RW drive
- Networking: Built-in Ethernet
- Peripherals: ADB CH FlightStick Pro
- Operating system: Mac OS 8.6, Mac OS 9.2.2, Mac OS X 10.2
- Role: All things Classic Mac
- About the name: Naglfar is a Viking longship built out of the finger and toe nails of the dead. This has absolutely nothing to do with what the computer is (or does), but it sounds wacky enough to apply to such a silly computer.






Purchased for just $35 from local Craigslist, Naglfar came to me as just a bare tower, with its original translucent power cable and no other peripherals. Its owner had fully wiped it and installed Panther on it, which proved to be a bit too much for even its absurd 512 MB RAM. Over the years I've reassembled almost all of the relevant peripherals, including color-correct Apple USB keyboard and mouse, and the silly MacSense iCatch plastic mouse extension. With its ability to easily switch between three different versions of Mac OS, and ready acceptance of standard VGA, Ethernet, and USB connections, Naglfar makes an excellent vessel for all things Mac abandonware. I am routinely surprised by how capable its ATI Rage 128 video card is.
Skadi
- Base model: iBook G4 (Late 2004)
- Processor: PowerPC G4, 1.33 GHz
- Memory: 1.5 GB
- Video: ATI Mobility Radeon 9550 32 MB
- Audio: On-board
- Storage: Factory hard disk drive (unknown capacity), slot-loading DVD-RW drive
- Networking: Built-in Ethernet, built-in AirPort
- Peripherals: Firewire port, Apple mini-display-out port
- Operating system: Mac OS X 10.4.11 (Tiger)
- Role: PPC-era OS X things
- About the name: Skadi is a jotun (a term sometimes lumped in with the Frost Giants but seemingly not always), Skadi is also attested as a goddess of bow-hunting, skiing, and other wintery, mountainy things. The amount of warmth she puts out through those air vents certainly makes this a friendly laptop to use in the winter.


Ancestral Mini
- Base model: Mac Mini (2007)
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, 1.83 GHz
- Memory: 2 GB
- Video: Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 950, DVI output only
- Audio: On-board
- Storage: Factory hard disk drive (unknown capacity), slot-loading DVD-RW drive
- Networking: Built-in Ethernet, built-in AirPort
- Peripherals: 4x USB 2.0, Firewire port
- Operating system: Mac OS X 10.6.8 (Snow Leopard)
- Role: Occasional Wi-Fi-to-Ethernet bridging for very old machines
- About the name: Originally used by my late paternal grandparents, I came to inherit this because nobody else in the family wanted it. I decided it was funny to refer to it the way a young squire might refer to a sword passed down through their family.



Aegir
- Base model: iMac, 27" (2009)
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, 3.06 GHz
- Memory: 8 GB
- Video: ATI Radeon 4670 256 MB
- Audio: On-board
- Storage: Factory hard disk drive (unknown capacity), slot-loading DVD-RW drive
- Networking: Built-in Ethernet, built-in AirPort
- Peripherals: I have the originally included Bluetooth chiclet keyboard and mouse, but they're quite awful and I don't like to use them
- Operating system: macOS 10.13.6 (High Sierra)
- Role: Presently sitting on a record cabinet in my bedroom, at some point used to digitize record albums.
- About the name: A personification of the sea in Norse mythology, who is married to a goddess who is also a personification of the sea, and bore several children (waves). On account of being very Silly, I blatantly ignored all of this background information and decided to change its primary hard drive's icon to a portrait of Ferdinand von Aegir, from Fire Emblem: Three Houses.






Mimisbrunnr
- Base model: Mac Mini (2014)
- Processor: Intel Core i5-4278U, 2.6 GHz
- Memory: 16 GB
- Video: Intel HD Graphics
- Audio: On-board
- Storage: 256 GB solid state drive, 2x USB external hard drives, dubbed "Draupnir" and "Yggdrasil"
- Networking: Built-in Ethernet, built-in AirPort 802.11ac
- Peripherals: As few as possible
- Operating system: macOS 12.7 (Monterey)
- Role: Home media server
- About the name: Mimisbrunnr is a stream found at the roots of the world tree, Yggdrasil. Yggdrasil, incidentally, is the name of a 2 TB hard drive exclusively used for storing backups of my family's movie collection, while Draupnir - Odin's gold ring, that spawns identical copies of itself every fortnight - stores my MP3 collection.
Brokkr
- Base model: Mac Pro 6,1 "trashcan" (2013)
- Processor: Intel Xeon E5-1620 v2, 3.9 GHz
- Memory: 16 GB
- Video: 2x AMD FirePro D300
- Audio: Samson GoMic with a pair of Logitech speakers plugged into it
- Storage: Factory 500 GB NVMe solid state drive
- Networking: Built-in dual Ethernet, built-in AirPort
- Peripherals: Presently hosting my Wacom Bamboo Pen drawing tablet
- Operating system: Linux Mint Debian Edition 12.1
- Role: Desk work and creativity
- About the name: Brokkr was one of three dwarves challenged to a smithing competition by Loki, on a bet that he and his brothers could not forge anything greater than Loki's treasures. As part of the bet, the dwarves produced Odin's ring, Draupnir; the golden-bristled boar, Gullinbursti; and Thor's hammer, Mjolnir. During a crucial moment of Mjolnir's forging, Brokkr was bitten by a gadfly (presumed to be Loki in disguise), resulting in Mjolnir's grip being quite a lot shorter than other hammers.


You'd be surprised how cheap these things are going, ten-plus years down the line. The Xeon is no slouch, the FirePros can help a lot with video encoding, and the desk footprint isn't too bad. Seemingly nobody wants them anymore because they're not the Apple Silicon kind, everyone mocks the trashcan form factor (even me), and Apple themselves have ended official OS updates for them (not that this thing particularly liked running macOS 12 in the first place). Putting a Linux on it was the best thing that ever happened to it, and it serves as a great space for me to just Sit And Make Stuff on. Including this very website.